Goodbye, Little Gay Pete
To absolutely no one's surprise, Little Gay Pete didn't make it to Super Tuesday.
Three people with knowledge of Buttigieg’s decision told The Associated Press he began informing campaign staff on Sunday. They were not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity. His campaign said Buttigieg will speak Sunday night in South Bend, Indiana.I expect Warren is only sticking around in the hopes of a vice-presidential nomination. It's really down to Biden vs Sanders now; no one is going to support Bloomberg no matter how much Mini-Mike spends.
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Gay Pete didn't want to be humiliated by the southern states on Super Tuesday. Blacks will vote for a homosexual, but he has to be mostly closeted, (Obama, Booker). They can be 99% sure he's gay, but not 100%. Pete with his "husband" was too in-your-face for black men to vote for.
Waiting or Big Mike to get tired of dressing like a woman all the time.
I'm a bit surprised he didn't stick it out until midweek. Get a few more chips for a Cabinet position.
I'm hoping it IS Biden vs Sanders...Bloomberg's mountain of money worries me. Crooked Creepy Joe and Bernie the Commie? Trump will crush them like an empty beer can by the end of September, then spend October providing fire support to down-ticket races.
Mini Mike is single-handedly keeping YouTube affloat right now.
Thank God.
Poor Mini-Mike, there isn't room for a second NYC billionaire in the race. Especially one who insults the productive classes.
I guess the CIA needed him for another mission.
I am not a political genus, but I am surprised Pete expected Blacks to vote for a gay man.
During the Bush/Kerry election it came out the NAACP was issuing poll watcher credentials to Black pastors who them were inspecting their members ballots before they were fed into the machines. However, talking with Black lawyers casually about politics, they don't like Trump even with the First Step Act and new jobs for Blacks, but they really don't like Jews and Gays.
Anyway, not sure why Pete thought he would get their votes with Biden still in the race.
I expect Biden is already trying to convince mini mike to take the VP slot on his ticket so tjey can team up against Sanders.
Poor Bernie, he's so close he can almost hear the screams from the gulags he wants to build. Mini mike thinks he's a fool to want to build gulags when the entire country can be turned into a massive gulag. Biden just wants a lollipop.
What's next for Pete, I wonder.
Governor of Indiana?
Then another fruitless attempt at the Democrat nomination in another four or eight years?
Or perhaps a job at Disney. I'm sure he'd fit right in.
News alert: Peter pulls out early from behind.
Neonrevolt has said that Buttboy was never about winning this time. It was about setting up credibility for a future run.
Too bad there is no future for the CIA and deep state.
The more Mini Mike spends on the campaign the less he has for gun control.
Yep so an 80 year old idiot and a communist. How is this even a real party unless we accept this country is half moron.
However, Sanders is an easy Trump win. Biden is tricky. The election has nothing to do with anything outside of the rust belt and florida now. With Sanders the middle age Ohioans will simply say well country isnt burning an socialism is bad. With Biden hes just a different white guy who isnt this icky Trump fellow. Sanders also gets nothing from Florida as the frugalists already vote 90 percent dem anyway.
I thought for sure it was going to be Biden as he is their only chance but they i laughed at the dems actualky doing a commie or a gay man named bootygig...but it is where it is.
no one is going to support Bloomberg
But, but. Mike Bloomberg saved New York City, really loves black people and he's 5'10. So, what's the problem?
Neonrevolt has said that Buttboy was never about winning this time. It was about setting up credibility for a future run.
That's what people said about the potato taco known as Beto.
Did he get a Bernie-style payoff?
Stroke Biden vs. Coronary Sanders.
So devastating. A lot of Buttplug 2020 and Alfred E Neuman memes will never be created.
Warren larped as a woke socialist. She's staying in the race so as to prohibit Bernie from reaching a majority of delegates. She's a tool of the DNC.
Perhaps Mini-Mike will stay in until the convention, hoping no one gets it on the first ballot. If that happens, he might be able to swoop in and buy up the super delegates.
I really want to see that happen. Milwaukee will burn, the country will watch it happen, Bernie Bros will either stay home or go 3rd party, Trump will beat Mike like a rented mule, and progressive/socialist left will spend the next 4 years yelling about how the party should have gone off the cliff with them. The problems the Democrats have will go unresolved for another election cycle, leaving room for Don Jr. come 2024
Good riddance.
Peter Butt-gag & Chasin' Butt-gag.
Sound like names you would make up if you were writing gay porn. I mean, if he had been nominated, would we have also been introduced to his brother, Pounded, and his cousin Luce and his other cousin Sorel, both from his mom's side of the family, the Boowells.
TheMaleRei wrote:What's next for Pete, I wonder.
Governor of Indiana?
Then another fruitless attempt at the Democrat nomination in another four or eight years?
Or perhaps a job at Disney. I'm sure he'd fit right in.
I hope he runs for governor of Indiana, then Pence can go back home and run against him.
Then Don, Jr becomes VEEP...
The Establishment just told Buttigieg to exit the race. And he did so without the slightest hesitation.
Whats next for pete ...? A run for senate is most likely.
Pete might have scored a number two slot...;^)
how about a unity ticket with Romney and Pete as VP..they could exchange underwear ideas.
Were it not for stop&frisk, MiniMike would have had a chance at the nomination. What makes it even funnier is that stop&frisk actually worked, and it worked specifically because the cops really were racially profiling. But nobody likes being called out on their own bullshit, so blacks will punish MiniMike for calling out theirs.
So much for the best Democratic slogan I've seen - 'Feel the Butt-Bern!'
Has Pete ever tried running against anyone but Mike Pence?
@doktor
Why do you think he has limited funds?
Biden called, and said this little adventure in pc totem voting was fun but it's got to end because he needs mayor Pete's votes to get delegates to beat Sanders. I don't know if you can wait till after super Tuesday to do that? Not sure if delegates are bound to their candidate only if the candidate is still active at the convention?
But in the end both these men are falling apart and won't live to see the end of the first term. It's obviously a symbolic candidacy and they will give it to the one that positions the Democrats best for 2024 - are we the old democrats or are we socialists? Which is very likely Biden.
> I expect Biden is already trying to convince mini mike to take the VP slot on his ticket so tjey can team up against Sanders.
Biden's obvious VP pick is Warren.
Mayor Pete was simply greasing the skids for future openly homosexual candidates. Colorado Gov. Jared Polis comes to mind.
I suspect Warren is getting the cash to stay in as an attempt to try and pull off votes from Bernie. She is the 2nd most progressive candidate and any votes she gets likely come at Bernie's expense.
Under no circumstances will a person with the name "Buttkeg" become president. The party faithful would vote for him, but no-one else.
Buttstuff was always too short for that ride.
The choice comes down to an economically illiterate communist and a pedophile with early onset dementia.
What an exciting time to be a Democrat.
Dear Colonel Blimp.
Those rebellious Americans have lost sense and are now three quarters moron, without even the Mister Raving Loony Party.
God defend the Queen (her governments in the colonies won't)
Far too gay. For San Francisco.
@Hammerli
You're very easily worried, aren't, and you fear things in which fear is totally unfounded like the coronavirus obvious hoax.
@colonel blimp
What's tricky? Mr President having trouble deciding how many ways from Sunday to crush with? Seriously, yall need Jesus with how given to a spirit of fear you are.
Let’s see Biden or Gay Pete get Public Enemy to fire Flavor Flav: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/public-enemy-flavor-flav-bernie-sanders-960272/amp/
"Perhaps Mini-Mike will stay in until the convention, hoping no one gets it on the first ballot. If that happens, he might be able to swoop in and buy up the super delegates."
He'll Yang-gang the delegates.
One if his competitors had informed him they would ask him about anal transmission of the Corona virus during the next debate.
If the coronavirus outbreak is a hoax, then who is at the top of the hoax, and what benefit does that person or group derive from this hoax?
Because right now, the only people I see benefiting from this in any way are the tight-borders, high-tariff anti-globalists.
"Biden's obvious VP pick is Warren"
Perhaps to Biden, but even mini mike channeling his overbearing jewish mother is more palatable to voters than Warren's shrewish mother-in-law endlessly reminding voters why they aren't good enough for her.
Either way, the general election will provide the best comedy since the Pythons broke up. The primaries are already up there with early SNL.
Mini mike's opponents need to start putting up signs for him like the ones you see at every off ramp and intersection proclaiming "I buy houses. Quick cash!". Naturally, mini mike's signs will read " I buy elections. Quick cash!".
The intelligent socialists I'm reading are saying that Buttigieg's voters will likely go to Warren and Biden, thus hurting Bernie.
In December, they were writing that they wanted Mayor Pete to remain in the race as long as possible. To split the centrist (crypto neoliberal) vote.
https://twitter.com/whatisleftpod
@Jeff aka Orville: Coronary Sanders, that’s brilliant rhetoric.
I was wrong.
Biden obama ticket-- either Barack or Michelle-- would make a hard ticket to beat. Everyone knows Joe isn't all there so the Veep would run things anyway.
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“How is this even a real party unless we accept this country is half moron.”
It is MPAI.
@Weka
"God defend the Queen (her governments in the colonies won't)"
No idea where your going with this. Two centuries plus disconnect.
Geez was the DNC really deeply stupid enough to not just go for a feckless Alfred E. Neumann-looking married gay guy -- but one whose name was PERFECT for meme-ing the absolute ... er ... "stuff" out of? In all of history -- has ANYone ever had a name so precisely perfect for ridicule!?
VD wrote:
It's really down to Biden vs Sanders now; no one is going to support Bloomberg no matter how much Mini-Mike spends.
Well, we do have this list of Mini-Mike endorsers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Michael_Bloomberg_2020_presidential_campaign_endorsements
Some super delegates here -- those are the ones that REALLY count.
The Sodomist dropping out actually makes it better for Mini-Mike, as those voters will be split between him and Dementia Joe.
We'll know a lot more Wednesday morning.
C'mon, Vox! We WANT a crazy brokered convention with rioting Bernie Bros and Super Delegates running for their lives after putting Mini-Mike at the top of the ticket!!
Think of the entertainment value!!
Imagine MSNBC and CNN having to deal with the cognitive dissonance!! Imaging the flurry of hilarious Trump tweets!!
Oh, heavens, I'm just palpitating with with anticipation!!
Bernie or Biden? Either way it will be a hilarious total takedown. I am hoping for Biden, since he seems more evil and I like seeing evil people get recked. Corn Pop!
53. Maybe that was the point. They wanted to test the waters. And they didn't want anyone to miss he was gay. But some voters did miss it! I saw one voter in Iowa that was shocked when she found out and wanted to change her vote. This was a good year to do it, since no one wass likely to beat Trump anyway.
In my new job I'm traveling through ALL of the neighborhoods rich and poor. I have seen not ONE sticker or poster for Petey. Plenty for Warren and Bernie, one or two for Biden and TONS of discarded campaign mailers for Bloomberg...but NOTHING for Pete...even in the gay capitol of the US.
@8 Stilicho: "Poor Bernie, he's so close he can almost hear the screams from the gulags he wants to build. Mini mike thinks he's a fool to want to build gulags when the entire country can be turned into a massive gulag. Biden just wants a lollipop."
Clever. Well done.
Akulkis wrote:If the coronavirus outbreak is a hoax, then who is at the top of the hoax, and what benefit does that person or group derive from this hoax?
Because right now, the only people I see benefiting from this in any way are the tight-borders, high-tariff anti-globalists.
I have a coder friend I did a lot of work with on the mainland says that Covid has provided a beautiful cover for entire families of anti-communists and low social credit folks to get 'disappeared' into quarantine camps.
If it is working well, expect the next 'huge outbreak' in Hong Kong.
@Avalanche it's a photo finish with Anthony Weiner. (I feel a little bad making that joke.)
"what benefit does that person or group derive"
Not saying hoax or not hoax. But you're asking a logical question, in relation to the Left. People who think trannie-pedo story time and walking around with v-jay-jay hats are both good ideas. The pit has no bottom, and there is no perversion too off to revel in.
An answer would be if the hoax were to present fearporn, and then show that the results ended up being not much more deadly than the usual flu mortality, it would let China cut supplies temporarily (out of "concern"), cause shortages, and then resume shipping when the paranoia died down. Then if Trump tries to talk about more/keeping tariffs, the globalists can retort that he's just trying to kill the economy which just underwent such historic trauma from xenophobia. Or it's not hoax, it's bad, and they say he has not done enough to keep US safe. One infected gets shot, and it's time to take away the guns. Re-implement Obamacare on steroids, whatever. More government takeover, whatever. They're liars, they don't care, and their voters are stupid.
Hoax/not hoax, for our side, is important for taking steps to care for those important to us in our lives. Everything else, at the higher levels, is the ongoing war of politics. The ride never ends.
Amy Klobuchar has thrown in the towel. No word as to whether she hit anyone with it.
Dire Badger wrote:I have a coder friend I did a lot of work with on the mainland says that Covid has provided a beautiful cover for entire families of anti-communists and low social credit folks to get 'disappeared' into quarantine camps.
Of course. Never let a crisis go to waste.
None of that means hoax.
Ominous Cowherd wrote:Dire Badger wrote:I have a coder friend I did a lot of work with on the mainland says that Covid has provided a beautiful cover for entire families of anti-communists and low social credit folks to get 'disappeared' into quarantine camps.
Of course. Never let a crisis go to waste.
None of that means hoax.
of course not, but Akulkis asked who might be benefitting.
If the disease makes a sudden appearance in Hong Kong, however, 'carefully constructed and controlled disaster' suddenly starts sounding a lot more likely. Sort of like 9/11 was perfectly timed and constructed in order to strip away the rights and expectations of Americans who had become entirely too complacent about their own privacy, safety, and future. Enter Homeland Security, the TSA, and a vast expansion of Bush's deep state.
Is it also not curious that every election, every two years, we seem to get a new outbreak of some pandemic?
Grandpa Simpson is in his late 70's. I'd hardly call that "early onset".
Grandpa Simpson has been acting confused and disoriented since he was in his 40s. It's just that recently, even the lugenpress hasn't been covering it up as vigorously as in the past. It used to be you could only get it when a tv or radio station made the mistake of giving one of his speeches or Q&As live coverage. Now there's too many digital pocket video camera with built-in internet and telephone capabilities to cover it up any more
Anthony Weiner would still be taken seriously if he'd been able to resist sending dick-pics.
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